If Sailor Moon was fused with an industrial band, it would be Janda.
She loves to tattoo all things creepy and cute; Nerdy and kinky; Sparkly and spooky.
She's been mistaken for a potato as well as a stool. (She is neither.)
Janda is obsessed with sloths and art forgeries - especially in the Met.
If you show her cute animals, she will malfunction with joy.
You may feed her cute pastries- but not after midnight.
You may NOT feed her licorice at any point. (She hates licorice.)